From comedian and journalist Charlie Berens, creator of the viral comedic series “The Manitowoc Minute” — a hilarious full-color guide to Midwestern culture.
Someone once said, “Love means never having to say you’re sorry,” but that guy was from Brooklyn. Midwesterners say sorry at least fifty different ways. They’ll even interchange it with hello…and goodbye. Speaking of goodbyes, those can last for hours in the Midwest…sometimes days if you’re not prepared.
That’s where The Midwest Survival Guide comes in. It will keep some poor soul from missing their flight to Burbank because an epic Midwest goodbye turned into an impromptu trip to deer camp. But this audiobook is just as much for Midwest natives as it is for outsiders. There are 12 states to cover, and each one comes with its own unique quirks, culture, and truck stops. Could you imagine living in the Midwest your entire life and not know the proper order of “ope,” “geez,” and “sorry”? That’s like forgetting your date’s name. At some point, it’s no longer appropriate to ask.
Not to worry! Charlie Berens is here to help. He’s a comedian and Wisconsin native whose comedy tours have taken him all across the United States, but mostly across the Midwest. He’s seen it all, and now it’s his honor to guide you through:
Saying hello (not as easy as you think)
The long goodbye (even harder)
Dating and mating rituals. Yes, casserole is involved.
Recipes for your next church potluck
Tips for your next church bar crawl
What to do when (not if) you hit a deer
Truck stops, tourist traps, and significant cultural destinations
How to handle your Midwestern boss
The Midwest Survival Guide is a walleye-deep look into a distinctive, beautiful, and bizarre American culture, and the best gift you could give Midwesterners, or those aspiring to be…aside from rhubarb.
ASIN : B096D1KH28
Publisher : HarperCollins B and Blackstone Publishing
Publication date : November 16, 2021
Edition : Unabridged
Language : English
Print length : 1 pages
ISBN-13 : 979-8200745975
Dimensions : 5.8 x 0.6 x 5.6 inches
Pamela Pace –
Good read!
Hilarious accurate and entertaining!
Jane E. –
My kids got a kick out of this book!
Funny, imaginative, and witty. Highly recommend.
redsand –
Great product
This is a wonderful guide
Marty Van Peebles –
Cheesehead certified
This is a great book. So much fun. He is a great cheesehead who knows how to make things funny. Its true. People from Wisconsin and the Midwest really are very kind. We also know how to not take themselves to seriously and used to having fun poked. In this world we just need to laugh and enjoy good humor. He does it every time.
kyle –
A must read for the midwest folks!
Charlie Berens is a well known must see comedian in the Midwest, known for his Wisconsin accent & humor. Ive been to multiple specials of his, and was estatic when he announced publishing his book. Each page provides essential tips for living in the Midwest in a comedic manor. Growing up in Wisconsin, this book is very relevant and provides humor throughout the entire read.
Gregory Kopish –
A fun book
A good slice of Berens humor.
wordplay2011 –
Charlie Berens is a Hoot!
Charlie Berens is a Wisconsin comedian and he knows how to tickle the funnybone of Midwesterners. This book was a gift to the family and we’ve all enjoyed reading his commentary and stories aloud. He hits the nail on the head of what it’s like to be a Midwesterner, from popular regional foods to jokes about mores and behaviors. Some of his tales are poignant and may bring a little tear to your eye. Great fun!
Laura H. –
Laughs for midwesterners!
Great holiday gift for grandpas (and anyone else) who love the unique language and quirks of being a midwesterner.
Hannah. –
I purchased this book as a gift to my brother and he really enjoyed it.